Now that you are here please take your time and sniff around a web site written and directed by a guide dog. A grumpy guide dog named Dakota. That's me!

• Satire and humor are my weapons to gain your attention. However I can be direct at times. Twisting the English language I bring you stories of a different life... my life.

• My stories are about life as I see it not as others wish it to be. A fast paced life with a curve or two.

• From planes to trains, from restaurants to hotels my partner and I travel about.

• Join us on the bright side of life. We hope you will learn a little, laugh a little and return again for more.

This web site contains information helpful for the friends and families of blind or visually impaired people. My web site is privately funded. Products you buy at my store or donate will be used to support the web site and guide dog puppy raisers whose work is essential to the development of future guide dogs.