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HELPFUL GUIDE DOG HINTS

• Guiding your partner down an escalator that is going up takes more time than guiding him down an escalator that is going down.

• If your partner is female and dining alone, stare intently at any attractive male dining alone. He surely will come over to her table to say hello. Your partner will be pleased he did so.

If your partner is male and dining alone, stare intently at any attractive female dining alone. She surely will come over to his table to say hello. Your partner will be happy she did so.

When staring remember to select the correct gender match. As a reminder it is male-female or female-male. Any other combination will make your partner angry. There are exceptions to this rule but we do not have time to discuss them here.

• When looking into a mirror do not be surprised if you see another guide dog.


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